"[...] now my future sexual partners will have a real excuse to be using their phone during sex [...]"
Assuming they can get a signal in the middle of a cornfield***.
Back in the 1970s a couple of friends tried all sorts of unusual locations that proved less idyllic than expected. Corn stubble is painful; hot sun burns buttocks; the sea washes away natural lubrication; sand gets everywhere.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
