Re: HMS BOFH
"Specialises in electronic warfare, stealthy "hit'n'run" and making enemies disappear mysteriously while making a profit."
The issue is that it would never actually make it to the war, due to the liberal application of its patented excuse generator. Props for making a warship that runs on pints and onion bhajis though.
You would probably also need to start lining up quite a lot of replacement admirals, due to the unavoidable attrition rate.