The perfect IoT device!
Lots of Hype and superlatives, amusing anecdotes ripe with bon mots, a final tale of betrayal, and lastly, a product with absolutely no insecurities, backdoors, shoddy programming or construction, because it never existed!
The only losers here are the suckers backers that fell for the hype.
Hopefully, they'll know better next time.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
