"That equates to 100% compat regulations between UK and Eu, hence no fecking real Exit."
But you forget the wishes of May's new BFF Arlene Foster.
"Ulster says NO (to remaining)"
Mrs Foster and the 9 other MP's she commands in Westminster were very keen Brexiteers, presumably fearing this lack of border was the political equivalent of "Extend, enfold, extinguish" from the IR, creating a united Ireland by the back door (or back roads, given there are about 1 of those for every mile of the border).
The decades long drip feed from News International titles and Boris Johnson's "Stirling" work in Brussels as the Torygraphs correspondent (how many of them were true, do you think?) have paid off and now the British people will finally experience the "freedom" to work all the hours their employers demand of them, unencumbered by any kind of human rights legislation.
<gollum>
We wants it.
We needs it
We must have hard Brexit
</gollum>
And so they shall.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
