"MS shills have to reach all the way back to 1988 to find something almost as bad in *nix..."
Lol, hardly. See CVEs in Linux 7+ rated by CVE descending order:.
https://www.cvedetails.com/vulnerability-list.php?vendor_id=33&product_id=&version_id=&page=1&hasexp=0&opdos=0&opec=0&opov=0&opcsrf=0&opgpriv=0&opsqli=0&opxss=0&opdirt=0&opmemc=0&ophttprs=0&opbyp=0&opfileinc=0&opginf=0&cvssscoremin=7&cvssscoremax=0&year=0&month=0&cweid=0&order=1&trc=127&sha=224fd5c51a72a374272dba87eae1ee2ddf1c1b88