Re: Read my lips
> you're basically screwed?
It's Apple. You're basically screwed whatever you do.
Just as if your spectacles go dark in daylight after you've grown a beard and caught a cold, put on weight, had a nose job, have a sticking plaster on your "printed" finger and been given a black eye by whoever broke your tooth - though they probably stole your phone, so the whole thing becomes moot.
Though I do agree: those features mightn't be much use if you knew a ventriloquist.