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Telstra said its 7-incher was really an 11-incher, left customers frustrated, unsatisfied

Monday 30th October 2017 00:25 GMT Black Betty

Re: I've got two feet!

Q. Why does an elephant have 4 feet?

A. Because it would look bloody ridiculous with 6 inches.

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