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UK's NHS to pilot 'Airbnb'-style care service in homeowners' spare rooms

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Re: Something needs to be done

Retrain domestic cats to believe that elderly people are merely large mice.

Cats already believe this about humans. That's why they do things like get underfoot when you're at the top of a staircase.

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