Re: Something needs to be done
Not sure this is the solution but if we don't do anything the problems are simply going to get worse.
Plenty of things they could do:
Logan's Run.
Negotiate a bulk discount with Dignitas.
Hold a war where the call up age is 50+.
Put fast acting humane poison in Werther's Originals.
Hold regular "granny versus lion" events at safari parks and zoos.
Retrain domestic cats to believe that elderly people are merely large mice.
Encourage SAGA to offer exceptionally dangerous sports holidays.
Hack into the Guardian and the Mail, and ensure that the content is switched, causing apoplexy and death to readers in their thousands.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
