I like your "Darwin Award" LOL
Reminds me of people who ask me to help them with their computers and see that their browser window is about 2" tall. The rest of the browser's window is filled with search bars.
When I point this out to them and dare ask why they have so many, the typical answer is "It was offered and I clicked on it". <-- That's why I like the Darwinian award for these people LOL