Re: This will only open the doors
" Fecking thing is a witch to start "
Mate had a beat up Mondeo parked outside his house. Early hours of the morning Police knock on the door saying neighbours had reported someone trying to steal his car.
Car was still there, it had been broken into. Police asked if anything was missing. Mate replied the ignition key. Police say 'what'.
Mate explains ignition lock is dicky and it takes ages fiddling around to get the key in it so he leaves the key in the lock. Thief must have thought my mate an idiot then pulled out the key and triggered the car's immobiliser :)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
