Future headlines
You don't have to be a future telling savant to know that one of the prominent Microsoft related headlines appearing in The Register in the next few years will continue to be:
"It's 20XX... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too"
It *will* save a lot of work for the editor, mind you.
Just has to copy/paste and then replace XX with the proper number.
In any case, just like with this one headline, absolutely no one will be surprised and (uncanny beyond beief) quite a few members of the ElReg readership will be wondering why it takes so long to patch their (still) vulnerable MS install.
Cheers.