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UK government marks 'at least' £115m for new Brexit systems against backdrop of chequered IT project history in customs and border control
HPE shifts further out onto the edge, plans to weld $925m Silver Peak buy to Aruba Networks
UK's University of Manchester has its head in all the clouds as it rains £50m on integrators
GitHub is just like all of us: The week has just started but it needed 4 whole hours of downtime
When you see PWA, Microsoft and Google want you to think Programs With Attitude: Web app release tool tweaked
Pretend your holiday wasn't cancelled from next month: Microsoft Flight Simulator cleared for take-off
Rust code in Linux kernel looks more likely as language team lead promises support
Microsoft Visual Studio gets .NET Core debugging – on WSL2
Collabera hacked: IT staffing'n'services giant hit by ransomware, employee personal data stolen
Guilty: Russian miscreant who hacked LinkedIn, Dropbox, Formspring, stole 200-million-plus account records
Sueball locked, loaded and pointed at LinkedIn over iOS privacy naughtiness
Better get Grandpa off Windows 7 because zero-day bug in Zoom allows remote code execution on vintage OS
Rancher rides off into the SUSE-set after acquisition by Linux outfit
Microsoft integrates Azure Functions with Dapr – for when you run Azure Functions outside Azure. Confused yet?
Languishing lodash library loophole finally fitted for a fix: It's only taken since October to address security bug
Containers to capture 15% of all enterprise apps across 75% of business by 2024
Pakistan pitches ‘most relaxed tax structure’ in the world to tech investors
Google creates $10bn 'digitisation fund' for India
Mixed signals? Yes and no: Analog Devices snaps up rival Maxim Integrated for $20.9bn
Reporting live from Gartner pandemic watch: IT spending is shrinking by X this year, I mean Y
Top Ubisoft execs eject after staff complain of 'toxic' workplace environment for women at Canadian studios
Apple: Don't close MacBooks with a webcam cover on, you might damage the display
Oh what a cute little animation... OH MY GOD. (Not acceptable, even in the '80s)
Soft press keys for locked-down devs: Three new models of old school 60-key Happy Hacking 'board out next month
The world's nonsense keeping you awake in middle of the night? Good news. Go outside and see this two-tail comet
Spotted the ISS in the sky yet? How about pulling out some spare kit and giving it a listen?
If the Solar System's 'Planet Nine' is actually a small black hole, here's how we could detect it... wait, what?
Mars InSight to stretch its arm and look around as mole-mashing ops are paused
Big Tech backs colleges in war against Trump's ban on foreign students taking web-only classes mid-pandemic
You call Verizon. A Google bot answers. You demand a human. The human is told what to say by the bot
We’ve found a pulse: Data lifeblood courses through rejuvenated healthcare
Detroit Police make second wrongful facial-recog arrest when another man is misidentified by software
All in all it's just another bork on the wall: For pity's sake, begs signage, climb onto the pub's roof and boot me up
Hungry? Please enjoy this delicious NaN, courtesy of British Gas and Sainsbury's
Cereal Killer Cafe enters hipster heaven, heads online: Coronavirus blamed for shutters being pulled down
Boolean bafflement at British Airways' Executive Club: Sneaky little Avioses - Wicked, Tricksy, False!
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