I'm afraid to tell you that this is all a dream I'm having during a particularly dull meeting after a very heavy and beery lunch. Now, if you'd all keep quiet, I'm just coming up with the latest excuse why the Vega+ console will be delayed another nine months.
In case you want to know, the real universe is just like my dream, except in the real universe Girls Aloud never split up.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
