Re: Crashing with style?
Just dump passengers.
What's the problem? This is Ryanair.
"Ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. Due to a technical malfunction this aircraft will need to dump weight in order to safely carry out an emergency landing."
"Your cabin crew will shortly be going round the cabin with credit card readers. The 15 pasengers who pay the least, will be ejected from the emergency shutes in 5 minutes."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
