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A todger, a 2.5kg dumbbell, the fire brigade... and the inevitable angle grinder

FuzzyWuzzys
WTF?

Call me naive about such matters, I tend to stick to putting my member in the holes God made available in our beloved human counterparts but couldn't they show him a picture of his gran naked or just jack him off, surely either of these would make said member flaccid?

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