Re: You missed the back story...
I'm so naive.
I genuinely thought that this might have been a tragic accident, where the gentlemans gentleman had somehow become trapped between the flats of two weights, perhaps while stacking them with sweaty, post-workout hands.
Then I began to wonder why all that rescue equipment was required, and why it was necessary to shatter the disk to 'extract' him.
And then I read the above...