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F-35 firmware patches to be rolled out 'like iPhone updates'

CFtheNonPartisan

When an update fails the pilot can just call 1-800-OH-SH1T. "Thank you for calling. Your call is very important but we are experiencing a higher than normal volume of calls. Please visit our web site or stay on the line to talk to a support representative. You are number 137 in the queue."

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