Reply to post: Re: Sharp cutlery knives

Why do you cry when chopping onions? No, it's not crippling anxiety, it's this weird chemical

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Re: Sharp cutlery knives

"Sharp cutlery knives are dangerous. Every time you use them to eat peas you risk cutting your tongue."

thats what your forks for! or better still - spoon!

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