I've got a hackery trick I'm now prepared to share with you all...
It's easy. For every website you visit, simply add the following to the end of the URL, depending on the sort of site you're visiting:
1. A bank or building society:
?source_account=yours&destination_account=mine&money=all
2. A newspaper:
?celebrity_name=paris%20hilton&reveal_all=yes&show_nude=yes
3. Any eCommerce site (also works with banks):
?decrypt_all_passwords=true&list_credit_cards_and_pins=true
4. A government site:
?credentials=theresa%20may
5. Any school:
Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--
Posted as A/C, for obvious reasons. Please leave one bit coin in a paper bag under the arches if successful.