Re: "cheap arse sausages"
It's not just me, then.
I was starting to think I had a genetic deformity, because while all those hugely expensive Cumberland-style sausages did nothing for me, despite being hand-crafted by blind Tibetan monks using only the finest Bohemian wild boars and magically enchanted caramelised onions, I have a compunction worthy of Desperate Dan to eat vast platefuls of cheap bangers and mash.
With lots of gravy. Never forget the gravy!