"What's the betting the guy behind this is called Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler?"
Nope, if you look at the ingredients on this pede-tastic sausage roll it says it actually contains pork, not "30% something vaguely meat-like that has been within at least 3 feet of a pig."
Cut-Me-Own-Throat's offerings are to be found not in the pies section, but in the next isle, right next to the buns...