Reminds me of the time I used to work in a Supermarket many years ago, this little old lady came and asked for Onions and I told her we didn't have any and they were coming in tomorrow so she looks round and asks me where the onions are again, so I tell we haven't got any, so she walks up and down the aisle then asks me again, so I said to her if you answer a couple of questions I'll go and get some onions from the back, so I ask her to spell "cat" as in catastrophic, so she spells it, then I ask her to spell "dog" as in dogmatic", so she spells it out, then I ask her to spell "fuck" as in onions, so she says "there's no fuck in onion", I said "I know, that's what I've been trying to tell you".
Biting the hand that feeds IT
