Veggie breakfast
Hmm, not many veggies amongst The Reg readership, it seems, so here's my nomination (although I expect to be downvoted viciously, even though it's only a suggestion):
Eggs, but however you like them: they don't have to be fried; scrambled or poached are just as good, perhaps even a Spanish omelette, although that's maybe not quite in the spirit of a fry up;
Veggie sausages, there are many types to choose from nowadays, whether meaty-style, Glamorgan, or with actual vegetables (Cauldron do yummy peppers and beanie ones);
Veggie haggis (better than the real thing, if you ask me);
Veggie bacon, if you still have those cravings (guilty as charged);
Hash browns or fried potatoes;
Baked beans, fried mushrooms, fried onions, lightly grilled tomato;
Smashed avocado, if you want a bit of healthy balance in there;
Toast from good quality bread, wholemeal, rye, sourdough, all good;
Condiments according to taste: I do like mustard with my sausages, and salsa makes an excellent alternative to ketchup;
And, not least, something to drink according to preference (coffee, black, strong, lots, for me) and freshly squeezed fruit juice for that vitamin hit!