I'm trying to return my defective duck
- Hi, this is John of AI Other Duckers. How may I provide excellent service?
- You sent me a defective duck. It's mute.
- Does it look like a duck and quack like a duck?
- No, it's mute duck.
- I don't think it's a duck.
- !%$, it's a duck. It's mute duck and it looks unhappy.
- Are you sure this is the animal we sent you? I'll need to hear it quack to continue with service.