Re: Jesus, NO!
"Then I remembered I don't wear after-shave (crappy or non-crappy)."
As with many social things, there is an easy, simple and *cheap* solution to the issue of people not liking your after-shave. Don't shave. That way there is no "after".
If people object to your perfume, either tell them where their objections belong -sideways - or stop wearing it in their presence - preferably by never *being* in their presence.
It's generally easy to avoid interpersonal conflicts using a couple of simple rules.
1: Don't do what bothers them.
2: Avoid them, that way they won't know you're doing it.
I like Rule Two. The informal "Rule Zero: Just ignore them." also works.