Reply to post: Re: Oh the hell with it - I'll post it and hope that Vulture Central does not send a hit squad.

Re: Oh the hell with it - I'll post it and hope that Vulture Central does not send a hit squad.

Sorry, but I can't resist posting:

There was a young man from Torbay,

Who set sail for China one day.

He was lashed to the tiller

By a sex-crazed gorilla.

And the Far East's a very long way...

As for Mr Dabbs article, I only have two words to say: Oooooooh Matron!