Re: Jesus Christ!
"Is nothing sacred anymore?"
nothing. this IS the intarwebs, after all. Rule 34 and all that.
besides, Easter is more a PAGAN spring equinox celebration in most cultures, with the fertility symbols like eggs and rabbits. Back in the middle ages (or something) Passover's proximity to the spring equinox made it convenient to "christianize" the pagan Easter holiday. Sure, there'll be a lot of passover Seders on Good Friday followed by Sunday church services, but those eggs and bunnies are all of Pagan origin.
So maybe the Adult Toy business can just say they're PAGANS, and are celebrating THEIR religious holiday?