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"Garfield was based on me" might tentatively begin to illustrate the extent of my laziness and innate hatred of anything that lacks comfort, so there's basically no force that could make me give up the use of my car for other alternatives. A car with a mandatory cloud connection might just see me return to a motorbike or even bicycle though - thankfully, by the time it gets to that level it'll be a problem for another generation.