Re: The Bible
"Well, based on that story, all life except that which was on the ark got destroyed."
Except all the creatures that live in (or mostly on) water anyway... And the flood was meant to wipe out all the baddies. Which leads to the conclusion that ducks are evil. Watch them. Watch them closely.
"Therefore the entirety of humanity is derived from Noah and his wife... that's a whole lot of incest!"
Adam & Eve 2.0