This is England. We use common sense here.
"Theft by taking", will be the charge.
Hardly common sense.
Instead, it gets taken to a recycling centre, who will then either smash it up, shred it, or SELL it to you, so you can use it and throw it away again.
As for the rag in question, it is not even fit to wipe my arse on.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
