"a dustbin that throws itself away"
... is a very bad idea, knowing that the main difference between a man and a dildo is the former is able to take out the garbage. We men would become as relevant as somebody with an IQ over 80 in Trumpy The Clown's team.
Regarding the potential hack of a computer with an electronic cigarette connected through USB, we were warned about that years ago by our local correspondent of our equivalent to the MI-6. Some Chinese visitors tried that trick with a major aerospace contractor. Luckily the computer was well protected and alarms were raised by the intrusion. The visit was quickly shortened.