Per lacer yabetz!
In the red corner we have the Royal Guard Captain who stabbed the Red Queen in the back, to place King Canute on the throne.
In the other red corner we have the same Mad King who stabbed the Royal Guard Captain in the back for not stabbing Liberty and Freedom in the back.
"Curious", said Alice, and tried to wake up, as a gun cocked behind her. "Nice pussy you've got there. We may have to seize it" said the fat twins Freedom and Liberty. "Let's see its entry papers. Don't worry, we only shoot the people who are afraid of being shot."
Alice couldn't help but notice that having a pussy in this world seemed to make everything much more complicated than perhaps it should be.