Re: Hmmmn.. pizza!
Why go to Mars? Just open a pizzeria in Blighty? Then eat as much pizza as you want.
Admittedly that doesn't solve the gravity issue. But then Mars has other problems, like the lack of anything to breathe and being even colder than Skegness. Although I suppose at least not as wet, and with fewer seagulls...
Hmmm, thinking about it. 99% chance of dying horribly on Mars, or live in Skegness? Erm that's not a very difficult decision is it. Strap me to the rocket now!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
