Re: Highly amusing to the cognosenti but utterly baffling to the rest of us.
The closest I've got to functional programming is SQL and that has often made me fear for my sanity.
Perhaps functional programmers have travelled through a black hole and out the other side into hell and end up as some unnatural human-functional code merged construct, like in the Disney film of the same name*. They don't make them like that any more.
* The Black Hole, not that whole sentence.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
