Re: No - systemd doesn't offend me
"I'm sick of the systemd crap people post online, out of 1000's of posts I have seen maybe 1 or 2 issues that were genuine issues with systemd"
Presumably those "1000's" of posts were somewhere else on the internet. Most of the posts about systemd problems on this forum have been from experienced people who certainly don't need to be given a "dummy's guide" to how to write a unit file. It's Friday. Calm down and have a beer.