Re: Better alternatives...
Store all your passwords and access codes in a manilla folder marked "Demolition notices" in a locked filing cabinet in a disused basement lavatory with a notice saying "Beware of the Leopard" chalked on the door ...
I think I'll start keeping essential security info in a a camber pot under the bed. Is dampness / pong a security advantage?
Security by obscurity and all that?
Thankyou - It's the one with the bottle of perfumed waterproof invisible ink in the pocket.