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Microsoft to spooks: WannaCrypt was inevitable, quit hoarding

Nick Ryan Silver badge

Re: El Reg Comments on Hacks

Did I mention that I'm really clever? I noticed that it was all the Tories' fault as they encouraged, nay forced, criminal software vendors to write code that can't run on patched systems.

Genius sir. I now no longer have to think about any posts. Ever. Let's lobby El Reg to build a real (and genuinely) AI system that can create post for us. Perhaps with a little help from the community it will produce output more intelligible than their previous attempt, AManFromMars.

Although perhaps one could add sub-categories to the scheme and group it according to political party, vendor, supplier, cloud blame and all that. I suspect that merging it with the BofH's excuse calendar would help as well. Currently the most obvious omission is the "I build my own processors by hand using tin and copper that I mine in my own garden therefore I know my processors inside and out" type of response...

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