Accident scammer
I had one that called to tell me I had been involved in a minor car accident.
I responded rather forcefully along the lines of Minor accident, you bloody call being hit by an artic lorry minor, the wife is dead one of the kids has a broken neck and need to be on a respirator for the rest of his life and I will never walk again a minor accident. What the fuck to you call a major accident you bastard I hate you all.
Best acting I've ever done. LOL