Reply to post: I never get these

I never get these

I really wish I did, because the other day I found my Blaster (black box, with four choices of nois, loud noise, Death Ray is the best!!)

This it what I would do

Talk quietly so their hearing is nice and sensitive.

Wack them with the noise.

Imagine the shriek and jumping out of seat the other end.

ROFL.

Alas I never get these calls so I don't expect to get any satisfaction soon.