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Oracle fires Java warning at IBM and Red Hat

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Now who would I trust here....?

On the one hand we have Oracle and on the other hand, we have Satan, Lord of the Nether Regions, killer and destroyer, self professed lier and spoiler of dreams...

Difficult but I have to go with Satan as the most trustworthy and person I would prefer to deal with.

Satan only normally takes your first born, Oracle on the other hand takes everything you had AND sets lawyers on you.

Whilst you have to have a long spoon to sup with the devil, there isn't a spoon long enough to sup with Larry Ellison. Also Lucifer does stick to his contracts, diabolical they may, Oracle will happily rip them up if its to their advantage,

So in hindsight, dealing the devil is easier, simpler and less soul destroying than Oracle.

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