Reply to post: Re: At my place of work

Industrial plant robots frequently connected to the 'net without authentication

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Re: At my place of work

That's okay, at least the robot picker is paid for. A hu-man worker would be getting a salary to sit around using electricity. We can't have that. He might buy some medicine, or use his knowledge of Fortran to receive a secret payment from NASA while no one is looking. :P

Seriously, this problem with the insecure Internet connected robots is quite easily cured by applying a small amount of blockchain, just a taste, not too much now. Then we add a bit of quantum AI stick it on a secure public virtual cloud, observe all with our VR glasses, then we render it in Rose Gold®, a registered trademark of the Apple okay, then let IBM's Watson stir the pot, he takes a taste, gives it a thumb's up, and all is forgiven. Amen. And Luke, and Leia, and the little gay robots lived happily ever after. The end.

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