There are worse things
Many years ago, I recall "New Scientist" commenting on a report in a medical publication on the eye-watering subject of gentlemen's injuries caused by hand-held vacuum cleaners[1].
It seems there were a number of cases of chaps getting their, err, chaps into these devices, either "accidentally[2]" or for their own reasons. Apparently believing this would be quite safe, the unfortunate visitors to A&E had interactions with the internal fans.[3]
Just thought I'd share....
[1] The name "Hoover Dustette" sticks in my addled memory for some reason
[2] "It turned itself on" (editorial response: and him to, presumably)
[3] I recall a comment along the lines of "driven to new lengths by the experience..."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
