Internet of Toys
- Ma'am, telemetry has informed us your... *ahem* toy is about to run out of power and our records indicate you're a heavy user so you might not want to wait the recharge time.
- You're bringing me a fresh power pack to swap in?
- Unfortunately, my service truck is lacking spare parts. But you may want to settle for the real thing... I'm here to help.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
