Can this be true?!?!?
Smart phone apps slurp your private data in order to profile you and sell your information?!?!? Man the clarions! Sound the alarm! We must warn the people about this! Surely if they knew, they would never stand for such a thing.
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What?
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Oh. Never mind. And yes, I'll stop calling you Shirley.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
