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Qualcommotion: Sueball return alleges Apple 'pay-to-play' deal

David 132 Silver badge

Re: Apple had not responded

Exactly. When playground fights evolve into the adult world, this is the form they take.

"You smell!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"I am rubber, you are glue!"

(Actually, that leads me to a wonderful thought - wouldn't it be amazing, not to mention far more entertaining, if court cases like this were fought Monkey-Island-Sword-Fight style?

"In Re Qualcomm vs. Apple, testimony from the first party asserted that 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. Response from Counsel for the second party was 'How appropriate. You fight like a cow.'

The defense rests.")

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