Re: Public wifi?
""arse handed to you on a plate."
Don't say things like that. It'll be on the menu in no time at all."
It won't be on a plate, anywhere hipster enough to try such a thing would serve it on a breadboard or in a frying pan or something equally ridiculous.
Kudos also for the Denis Leary reference. That was from 1997 and is well worth a watch although entirely NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_dxLiuXuw