Reply to post: Re: Because of the risk, the Services decided to restrict pilots weighing less than

Head of US military kit-testing slams F-35, says it's scarcely fit to fly

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Re: Because of the risk, the Services decided to restrict pilots weighing less than

136 pounds from flying the F-35.

uh...... 4 ft 3 inch midgets only ?

Nah. Just girls. And I mean 'girls', 'cause once they get older than 21 the weight goes up. See http://halls.md/average-weight-women/ for more.

This should make re-making 'Top Gun' very interesting. Especially the beach volleyball sequence.

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