Re: OK - now it's up to the US congress to ban VPN, HTTPS, Tor
What you the really paranoid need is for the VPN's to
1) run to endpoints in different countries
2) switch between those endpoints every minute or so.
And that's exactly what companies like proxy.sh offer with their multi-hop technology. They're not cheap, but they're good and trivial to set up. In fact I'd ague that it's a lot easier for a non-techie to set up than what's on offer in this review.
Yes, I've tried their service, but currently prefer to just use a cheap VPS as a single point VPN to browse though. That's cheap and easy for someone with a bit of tech interest, and good enough for me.