Things that make me twitch.
"Oracle managed services"
"Accenture consultants on <project>"
Phrases like "needs to boost organic cloud numbers"
There is a post not far from where I once had a *real* desk in what was once an office. It has an "Amdocs" dent. This "Amdocs" dent matches the shape of my forehead. I foresee an additional wall decoration in the near future.